fashion blogger looking for a music band

With all the music competence not given to me by nature I’ll play any instrument that does not require any skills to play. I’ll probably look great on stage and I’ll wear strange outfits to surprise the audience every time. And wouldn’t the fans of your band love to read in the interview that I started playing violin at the age of 6 (and quit at the age of 9), or that I used to (lip-)sing in the choir for 5 years and every time I uttered a sound the teacher would say that someone in the last row is singing falsely. I can write, check for reference. I can also fund your band’s US/Europe/Asian tour by selling my designer clothes on eBay.
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  1. If you pull this off it will be awesome. Write me from France!